ah-shiyt:

dan-will-make-you-howell:

splantamello:

hotaimee:

thiscorpsofbrothers:

splantamello:

hydrogyne:

cute things to call your girlfriend:

  1. sugar
  2. honey
  3. flour
  4. egg
  5. salt

6. 1 tbs of butter

7. stir thoroughly

8. pour into baking pan

9. we forgot to preheat the oven to 375

why would we have to preheat her if she’s already hot

you smooth fucker

(via magstah)

definitionofdisney:

If you love Disney you must follow this blog!
Don’t worry if you don’t fit in right now, kids…

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(Source: 2brilliant2function, via hopefullyandtrulythree)

shingeki-no-booties:

pimptier:

florida sure sounds strange

but florida is actually orange

If you’re a teen you must follow this blog.